Elizabeth Woodville’s Tinder Profile: Swipe Right for a Crown

After Edward IV’s endless mistresses, it is only fair to meet the woman who stopped him in his tracks. Elizabeth Woodville was beautiful, ambitious, and clever enough to capture a king’s heart. From widow to secret queen, her rise at court shocked England. But what would her Tinder profile look like?

Name: Elizabeth Woodville

Age: 27

Location: Grafton Regis, Northamptonshire (but I prefer royal palaces now)

Occupation: Widow, mother, and surprise Queen of England

About Me:

Once left with two young sons and nothing but my beauty and wit, I played my cards right and married a king. I know what I want and I do not settle for less. Looking for loyalty, security, and the occasional coronation crown. Bonus points if you can outwit my enemies at court.

Interests:

• Rising from commoner to queen

• Protecting my children

• Lavish coronations

• Family power plays

Red Flags:

🚩 Secret marriage that shocked the realm

🚩 Accused of witchcraft

🚩 Fiercely ambitious

🚩 Too many rivals at court

They say my beauty won me a crown, but history never lets me keep the heroine’s part. In White Rose I appear again, though more villain than fairytale queen. If you want to see how love and ambition twist a kingdom’s fate, step into White Rose. https://amzn.to/4mCt8f3

💔 Next up: Eleanor Butler, the forgotten woman whose claim could topple a queen.