Anne Boleyn: Swipe Right for Ambition
- Augusta Gosling
- Aug 19, 2025
- 1 min read

After Henry VIII’s disastrous swiping history, it is only fair to give the spotlight to the woman who changed everything. Anne Boleyn was clever, ambitious, and captivating enough to make a king risk his crown. But how would her Tinder profile look today?
Name: Anne Boleyn
Age: 29 (forever remembered that way)
Location: Greenwich Palace
Occupation: Lady in Waiting turned Queen.
About Me:
Sharp mind, sharp tongue, and a taste for French fashion. I believe in playing the long game. One day you are a flirt, the next you are a queen. Looking for someone who can handle ambition, intrigue, and a little religious upheaval along the way.
Interests:
Music and poetry
The latest French styles
Winning at court politics
Making history
Red Flags:
🚩 Refused a king’s advances until marriage
🚩 Accused of treason and worse
🚩 Ended things by losing my head
🚩 Too clever for my own good
Anne Boleyn’s story was bold, witty, and tragic.
Tudor love was never safe, but it was always unforgettable.
Step into the intrigue with Court of Lies.
Next up: Edward IV, the charming Plantagenet playboy who never swiped left.


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